How it feels to start a PhD as told by Game of Thrones GIFs

The entire PhD process is a roller coaster of emotions that are strangely paralleled by many scenes in Game of Thrones.  If you are thinking about starting a PhD or just beginning one now, let these series of GIFs guide you through the process (and start watching Game of Thrones now).

Note: The following is a collection of several people’s experiences, not just me and Oli’s – we promise, supervisors, we promise!

 

Your thoughts on starting a PhD immediately after finishing your MSc

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Working non-scientific jobs between your MSc and PhD

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Then…

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After hours of searching FindAPhD.com, you spot it…

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You rock up to the interview like

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and get rejected

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… or accepted.

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The first time you meet your supervisor

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You send them the first draft of your PhD proposal 

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and you get it back.

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The first time sitting with your new lab mates. They’re super intelligent and you’re in the corner like

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Then you find another PhD student who is also new to the lab

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and you bond!

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Top 10 songs for your travel playlist

Music is just as important as your passport when it comes to travel, and having the right playlist can either make or break that long (but much cheaper) bus trip.  I have stayed away from the obvious songs (i.e. anything Willie Nelson) while making this list, and I hope that these songs will join you on your next journey.  Have a good song I am missing?  Leave it in the comments!

Enjoy…

 

Oh My God – Mark Ronson ft. Lily Allen


In My Life – The Beatles


Go Your Own Way – Fleetwood Mac


Kick Push – Lupe Fiasco


Interstate Love Song – Stone Temple Pilots


Bamboleo – Gipsy Kings


Sweet Avenue – Jets to Brazil


America – Razorlight


Sultans of Spring – Dire Straits

Cap it off with anything Beyoncé…. but for this list, probably End of Time is best, since we all meet someone and fall in love when traveling.

An American trying to cook abroad

“I HATE THIS OVEN! I HATE THIS COUNTRY! I HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT!”

My third failed pancake showed no signs of sympathy.  Once again, I found myself somewhere in between the Americanized imperial units I had been taught to bake with and the metric system.  It is particularly upsetting to expect the sweet luxurious heaven of pancakes, only to be trounced by a few hundred (maybe?) milliliters of milk and a moody gas oven.  What’s worse is the fact that pancakes are extremely simple to make.  How can one possibly screw up a three-ingredient syrup vehicle?  Oh dear American cooking abroad, you will find a way.  You will also screw up any other cakes/pie crusts and every holiday cookie you normally bake to perfection at home.

If you are an American overseas, here are some tips to help easy the catastrophe that is cooking abroad.

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These do not exist anywhere else in the world.  Buy them and bring them with you.  If you are living in a commonwealth country, you may be tempted to use the Canadian or Australian measures that look very similar – but don’t be a damned fool.  Of course Americans made our unique-only-to-the-USA version of imperial baking measures.

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Source: https://coloursintherain.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/week-2-chocolate-raisin-and-almond-cookies/photo-2-6/

NO United Kingdom… the numbers 1-9 are NOT F@#!&ING TEMPERATURES!  Welcome to the land of “gas marks”.  As if converting from Fahrenheit to Celsius wasn’t tense enough, the British use gas marks.  To prevent you from pulling out your hair, here’s a conversion chart that has – so far – proved to be correct.

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Those big boxes of Arm & Hammer baking soda?  Forget about it.  Your only going to find small sachets of “bicarbonate of soda” hidden within the baking goods, which is not at all the same thing as baking soda.  With bicarbonate, you are going to have to add some acidic ingredient to get it to rise (i.e. honey, lemon, some chocolates).  Here’s a good explanation of baking soda vs. bicarbonate of soda and tips on how to cook with bicarbonate.

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Crisco?  It literally does not exist outside of the USA unless you can find it in a USA-owned Costco store.  You can use margarine and no one will be able to tell… but you will.

Source: https://nemation.sg/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8715814_orig.jpg
Source: https://nemation.sg/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/8715814_orig.jpg

Alternatively, you can throw away your collection of recipes and learn everything again from scratch, but defeat is not the American way.  So don’t worry my fellow countryman.  You will fail, but you will rise to pancake again.

Top 12 travel tips for (women) expat scientists

If your career takes you abroad you may suddenly realize that you have become a world traveler, master of airport layouts, and acquired a sixth sense for booking cheap flights. It happened to me overnight.  I went from being a mid-western girl afraid of moving to university, to living in South Africa and traveling between the USA, UK, SA via Dubai, Amsterdam, Dakar, Abu Dhabi, Frankfurt, Atlanta, NYC JFK… I have made many travel mistakes along the way, so I’ve laid out the following 12 travel tips I wish I had known at the beginning of my live abroad.

1. Get the additional pages option for your passport

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It may seem like over-kill, but getting the extra pages now will save you from having to send your passport back home later (and a fee). Keep in mind, some anal-retentive countries, ahrem USA ahem, require that you have at least 2 blank pages to enter/exit their border.

2. The beauty of credit cards with no foreign transaction fees & travel rewards

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Credit cards charge a small percentage every time you make a purchase in a foreign currency. This seems like a small unavoidable inconvenience to life abroad, but don’t be fooled – those cents add up quickly and you will use your credit card more than you expect.  Cannonization requirements are more amenable than what’s needed to open a bank account abroad, so you will be completely reliant on your credit cards for a lengthy bit of time.  During my first year in South Africa, I spent nearly $300 on foreign transaction fees and it took me three years to open a proper account there.

Also, look for a card with travel rewards.  You will rack up tons of miles while living abroad.  Do this sooner rather than later, otherwise on your fifth trans-continental flight, you will realize you could have earned enough miles for a free ticket home (or Fiji) by then!

Here is a great resource that compares several different travel related credit cards.

3. The mind-blowing 6-8 week rule for booking flights

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Economy seats are all the same and everyone has paid a different price.  The recommendations for when the best time is to book a flight are multifold (i.e. Tuesday morning just after midnight, never on the weekend, after the full moon sets after the Sunday 2 weeks before you fly…), but I have found all but one of these to be completely useless. Plane ticket prices tend to drop to their lowest possible rate around 6-8 weeks before you intend to fly, but will sky rocket <6 weeks before you fly.  Find out what this 6-8 week sweet-spot for your flight is by searching for “hypothetical” flight prices 6-8 weeks from today.  Once your flight hits the sweet-spot, don’t hesitate to book.  I have lost $400 for waiting one day too long!

You can set up price alerts for flights on SkyScanner – but be warned, the alerts are not always up to date, but they do serve as a nice daily reminder to check what the prices are.

4. Ear plugs are your unexpected new best friend

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Travel with earplugs, not to block out the stereotypical crying babies on every flight, but to block out that constant mid-frequency yheeeeerrrrrrrrrrr of the airplane engines in flight. After +10 hours of flying, that noise becomes the bane of your existence. Also, most cases of airplane insomnia can be solved by blocking out that irritating ambient yheeerrrr. Bring several pairs of earplug along, because you are bound to lose only one of them.

5. The best place to sleep in an airport when travelling

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When you are an exhausted woman travelling alone on a budget with, say, a 5-hour overnight layover in Johannesburg, you need to find a safe place to relax and catch a few hours of sleep. Every major airport and most smaller regional airports have a prayer room that is open 24-hours a day. They are rarely designated by signs so you will have to track down an airport map (also a rarity) to find them (better yet, plan ahead!). This elusiveness means that they are empty, quiet, warm rooms, where you can easily find a corner to sleep on top of your luggage without worrying about being starred at.

6. Your phone, containing all of your travel info, will fail you when your need is greatest

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This great tip comes from @chenghlee. We now rely heavily on electronic gadgets when we travel, especially when it comes to leaving the airport. To avoid catastrophe, take a few minutes to write down hard copies of this important information just in case your phone takes a swim on a squat toilet or decides to wait for your return at Starbucks.

6a. Related note: What is a squat toilet and how to use one?

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Yeah – what?

Here is a woman’s guide to using a squat toilet.  Yeah, there’s no toilet paper.  That’s what your hands, and that bucket, are for.

7. Carry-on luggage: Less is best

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During a long-haul trip with many layovers, carry-on luggage is a complete pain in the ass. It may seem like a good idea to bring your purse, backpack, and small luggage bag with you, but by the third time you have to go through security or fit yourself and all of your bags into a restroom stall, you are going to realize the error of your ways.  Take one light backpack (with purse inside) and avoid bringing your laptop if possible (even the small ones get heavy very quickly + their chargers + the charger adapter). You, and the queue of people waiting for you to fit everything in the overhead bin, will thank me later.

8. Once it’s packed: Never get into the overhead bin again

Get yourself a nice fleece jacket with multiple pockets.

Left pocket – iPod & headphones
Right pocket – sleep kit (earplugs, eye mask, natural sleeping aids) and mints
Inside pocket – Tampons, regardless of cycle timing! It is a little known fact that a woman’s uterus can detect when she is sitting in an airplane seat, and an unusually heavy cycle will start ~30-60 minutes after take-off. Ladies, your best defense is a good offense.

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9. Avoid chronic dry mouth/nose from recycled airplane air

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Get a dark coloured, thick, long scarf. When you sleep, wrap this scarf around your eyes and drape over your nose/mouth. This will trap your travel breath (unintended bonus) and keep your eyes, nose, and mouth moist. Ignore this tip and suffer the consequence of large sharp boogers during the passport control queue.

10. Always travel with chocolate

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I always travel with something that has chocolate and something that has nuts, or a delicious mix of both worlds. Chocolate has literally saved me during 2-hour long security/passport checks, detainment (it could happen to you – especially if you are travelling with research equipment!), and airports full of closed stores/restaurants.  Also, security guards are very unlike to take away your precious chocolate.

11. Beware the slippery slope of free wines on international flights

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Free alcohol?!  What could go wrong??  Loads.

Drinking during your flight dehydrates you and makes jet lag a million times worse. However, always ask for more wine and secretly stash the mini-bottles during your last flight. Enjoy your spoils at your final destination (great way to make friends at a hostel)!

12. Necessity: Refillable metal water bottles

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Not only are you being unintentionally eco-friendly, these bottles are handy for storing water and fragile valuables like sunglasses.  If you’re moving water, empty them before going through security, fill ‘em up from the drinking fountain afterwards. If you get trumped by a second set of security checks, you can always dump it out again. Take that $7 bottles of water!

BONUS tip!

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Space bags. Space bagsSpace bags!

Introduction

ex·pa·tri·ate /eksˈpātrēət/

noun a person who lives outside their native country. “American expatriates in London”
adjective (of a person) living outside their native country. “expatriate writers and artists”

I have lived on three continents, married a foreigner, and immigrated two house cats from Africa to the UK.  I know the best place to sleep in an airport, residency requirements for most of the EU, and how to make detainment enjoyable.  I am an immigrant worker, émigré, expatriate.

My husband and I are scientists/Zoologists and have worked with many charismatic species in the past.  Everyone warned us about living together, working in the same office, and studying the same species all at the same time.  All of their warning were correct.  Yet, seven years later, we are still finding new and exciting ways to simultaneously infuriate and love each other.

This blog is general updates about my life as an expat scientist, the joys and the hardships, triumphs and setbacks.  My post topics will range from research, science, immigration policies, conservation and – most importantly – to how exactly do you move your cats (and all of your hoodies/cardigans) overseas?  I hope other expat scientists will find these blogs relatable and humorous while aspiring expat scientists will learn from my mistakes.

This blog will also host guest blogs from fellow expat scientists full of advice and wisdom for those thinking about becoming an expatriate for their career.

Enjoy!

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